


Utena Parodies!

by Jin ShenLong



Category: Utena
Genre: Humor, Parody
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2002-12-14
Updated: 2002-12-15
Packaged: 2013-05-09 20:01:36
Rating: K
Chapters: 2
Words: 317
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1123631/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/242019/Jin-ShenLong
Summary: Utena based parodies, since there's plenty of Utena songs to mess with... and others to mess up with Utena...





	1. The Cheese Song!

I own nothing... poor me... (to Utopian Past-Tense Incatation-- Y'know, Kozue's duel?)  
  
I like cheese! It tastes really good zubikyun shazuzun! I like cheese! Even when I was young and kawaii too!  
  
Making a cheesy snack Eating it with my fingers A wonderful taste, fii fii! Mild cheddar cheese!  
  
I'm not sure what line goes here, Uhh- cheesy festival! Oh, my dreamy cheese!  
  
Chiizufubuki! To the very bestest cheese!  
  
I really like -- cheese!  
  
I like Cheese! It tastes really good zubikyun shazuzun! I like cheese! Because Xiao Ying told me I had to!  
  
Buying a cheesy snack Putting it in my box lunch A wonderful taste, fii fii! Mozzarella cheese!  
  
Cheese and more cheese That's all of my soul! Oh, my dreamy cheese!  
  
Chiizufubuki! To the very bestest cheese!  
  
I really like -- cheese!  
  
Okay...zubikyun shazuzun is basically sound effects like woosh... and the original words... just didn't feel like changing them...  
  
There's no line at the begining of the third part because I didn't feel like it, and when I wrote it, someone was singing karaoke.  
  
Xiao Ying is one of my friends... and her name fit.  
  
  
  
Xia! 


	2. That Christmas Song with 12 Days

Ahh!!! Too many Christmas songs!!! Especially when your sister's fav. is that 12 Days of Christmas song... help...  
  
I own nothing... poor me...  
  
Utena: On the first day of Christmas, my prince gave to me:  
  
Akio: A chairman in an observatory!  
  
Kozue: Two Kaoru Twins!  
  
Suzuki, Yamada, Tanaka: Three random guys!  
  
Juri: Four Council members!  
  
Anthy: Five Rose Signets!  
  
Nanami: Six designer cowbells!  
  
Mikage: Seven black roses!  
  
Miki: Eight Utena Soundtracks!  
  
Touga: Nine beef steaks!  
  
Saionji: Ten falling Castles!  
  
Shiori: Eleven scandalous videos!  
  
Dios: Twelve coloured roses!  
  
  
  
Yes, I was watching the Nanami Cow episode when I was typing this, so if you're wondering, that's where the steaks came from. I want all the Utena Soundtracks!!!  
  
Xia! 


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